Forget Summer 2010, I'm excited for 2020

So I wrote a post about hockey. I'm writing at least one post per day all summer so it was bound to happen sooner or later but I'm still going to try to leave hockey to Steve most of the time.

Let's get back to a sport that slightly fewer people don't care about.

This one is for all the Cleveland fans who are left (aka didn't hang themselves with their LeBron jerseys/we are all witnesses t-shirts (and those poor poor Knicks fans who bought this)). It's a list of future NBA stars that the HCP has obtained by way of Muzikrehberinettc. Though I personally don't know Muzikrehberinettc, I believe it's safe to say that we all owe him a debt of gratitude for traveling to the future, battling off futuristic robots bent on mankind's destruction/enslavement and selflessly sharing his discovery that, among other things, the NBA will convert to metric by 2020. Apparently, he watched Hoosiers and it lost some of the dramatic punch after the lines were retroactively converted:

Coach Dale: Ollie. Get on Scrap’s shoulders and measure from the rim to the floor. (They measure)……What’s it say?

Ollie: Three point zero four eight meters.

Coach Dale: I believe these are the exact same dimensions that you’ll find back at our gym in Hickory. (Players somewhat bewildered) C’mon. Let’s get ready for practice.

This pertains to Clevelanders because the 35-year-old LeBron is NOT included on the list, unfortunately for Oklahomans, neither is the then 31-year-old Kevin Durant. Despite appearances, rumours are that his arms do not stretch as far as MJ's and that he was taken to Moron Mountain after losing the second interstellar basketball game to the Nerdlucks.

Here are the Top 12 NBA players in 2020:

The list is hilarious but the first song is great. "Gorillas" by Army of the Pharaohs.