Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Au(n)ger Management

By now, every white male in Vancouver has offered his opinion on Burrows/Auger-gate. For the twenty or so people who may be uninformed on the saga, read up on it here. A day after it all began, apparently the league has already made its decision, fining Burrows $2,500 and issuing no penalty to Auger. Effectively, this concludes that there is no further evidence beyond a "he said, he said" argument, and that Burrows, for questioning the integrity of the league, will be fined the minimum $2,500. It's the ultimate cop-out by the league: no penalty for Auger, and the minimum possible repercussion for Burrows. Basically, the league is saying that they don't know the full story. So, slap Burrows on the wrist and sweep it under the rug. And for those hoping to hear the full story, you obviously haven't followed the NHL. This will be the last we hear of it from the league.

From the perspective of the NHL's image, this was a great move. Most importantly, action was taken quickly, so as not to let questions linger. Instead of a story that festers and grows, it becomes one that is bandied about for a week and then mentioned trivially in TSN's year-end review. Sunrise, sunset. Brett Hull's skate was in the crease. Yawn. Anybody want to talk about headshots?

We don't usually like to swear here at the HCP (mainly, for all of the beautiful ladies who read the blog and might become offended) but we'd like to offer a hearty "fuck you" to all of the broadcasters who criticized Burrows without looking at the big picture. Usually, we don't take the confusing ramblings about hockey by The Bullriding Network seriously (gold star for trying fellas!), but I've come to respect the opinions of Keith Jones quite a bit during my years as a fan, and his reaction to this issue was irresponsible. By blindly bashing Burrows for his decision to use the media to vent his frustration, he missed the point of the whole debate. He refused to even consider the idea that Burrows' accusations were true. While more veteran writers like McKenzie of TSN, Ken Campbell of THN, and Greg Wyshnyski of Yahoo! Sports questioned Auger's side of the story and wanted to know what was said in Burrows and Auger's pregame chat, knee-jerk analysts like Burnside and Damien Cox spent their energy bashing Burrows, without considering the possibility of truth. They blamed Burrows, Canucks fans, and the media for blowing the incident out of proportion, without considering its real severity. If Auger really did tell Burrows he would get him back, and really did call those late penalties as retribution, there are far-reaching consequences. If the Canucks were to miss the playoffs by a single point (happened in 2006), Aquelini and the City of Vancouver stand to lose millions of dollars in economic benefit, not to mention the hundreds of dollars fans paid for tickets to watch a fixed game. Without hearing or even considering Auger's side of the story, Burnside and Cox do their readers and the game of hockey a severe disservice by pronouncing Burrows' guilt.

The real reason to believe Burrows' version it that the "third Sedin" was supposed to be a career ECHL-er, an undersized and underskilled player who'd never make it on the NHL stage. Burrows rose past the Salmon Kings and the Manitoba Moose to the NHL on pure hard work and tenacity. Although he is known to exaggerate and dive, there is no indication that he is a dishonest person. Burnside insinuates he's disliked by his own teammates; Shane O'Brien said "every guy in the locker room would go through a wall" for Burrows. Burr had nothing to gain and everything to lose by making his claims, and it is inconceivable to anyone who knows his story that he would put his reputation and his NHL career on the line over a borderline call without some basis in fact.

So here we are. The ref who dishonestly slung Shane Doan's name through the mud and incredulously disallowed this goal earlier this year won't miss a game or a paycheck. The fact remains that even if Burrows' accusations were complete fabrications, the game in question was terribly refereed, with dubious penalties called on either team, and given his reputation Auger should face some sort of retribution, either with a reduction in games or relegation to the AHL. The NHL, even with characters like Auger, is still is one of the hardest yet best refereed major professional sport (I'm talking to you, basketball). However, by glossing over this issue, the NHL has created a dangerous precedent by blindly protecting its referees and ignoring these issues.

The one positive for the Canucks? There likely won't be any more repeats of that debacle of a game Monday. There's no way the NHL can put Auger back in charge of a Canucks game with Burrows in the lineup, and that means better refereeing and better games for Canucks fans.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Seperate but Equipe-full (Worst. Pun. Ever.)

During the lead-up to the 2006 Olympics, which coincided with a lead-up to a Canadian election, Bloc "Separatist Douchebag" Quebecoise leader Gilles Duceppe ran on a platform that included an idea that Quebec should send its own independent team to the Olympics. The idea was widely panned, even from Quebec-born players who, you know, probably wanted to play for the reigning gold-medalists Canada. After reading this article, and after the initial shock of realizing that somebody picked Kevin Lowe as the assistant manager for our Olympic team, we at the HCP decided to look at a breakdown at the 2010 Team Quebec.

Forwards:
St. Louis - Lecavalier - Gagne
Tanguay - Stastny** - Ribero
Brassard - Briere - J.P. Dumont
Burrows - Bergeron* - Vermette
Lombardi

Defense:
Robidas - Beauchemin
M.A. Bergeron - Vlasic
Letang - Picard
Demers

Goaltenders:
Martin Brodeur*
Roberto Luongo*
Marc-Andre Fleury*

Close, but just missed: Pomminville, Perron, Talbot

* - indicates part of Team Canada
** - Paul Stastny is now playing for the American team, even though he was born in Quebec. As a dual citizen, he chose to play for the Americans, since they offered him a spot in the World Championships and his brother Yan was on the team. Canada usually doesn't allow dual citizens who play for the US to come back and play for Canada (think Brett Hull, the traitor), but we're assuming Team Quebec would be happy to have a native son back in the mix. Unless he spoke English to the taxi drivers. Then all bets are off.

The first important point is that Team Canada has been stripped of all three of its goalies, leaving us with Turco, Cam Ward...um...Steve Mason...? Easily the strongest part of the team, and the only real reason this team might make some noise and get an upset or two. The second striking point is the defense. Outside of Robidas, who got a serious look for the Canadians, it's middle of the road defenseman. Demers is a stretch as an NHL d-man, but if you take a look at the defensive competition, the pot is bare (play around with this until you find Quebec-born d-men). Their forwards are a solid bunch, who remind me of a more veteran less-skilled American forward group of solid second-liners with some pop. Burrows and Brassard were on the bubble, but we picked Burrows because of his PK ability (and, let's face it, we're massive homers), Brassard because of his potential, and left Pomminville off for his one-dimensional game, and Perron off for his inconsistency this year.

In conclusion, L'Equipe du Quebec probably wouldn't make it into the medal round without a lights out performance from a hot goalie, but with that defense it would make it even harder. Still, an impressive squad from a land where every boy is bred to be Mario, and trying to keep up at a neighborhood outdoor rink is nearly impossible.